Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been 3 months since I agreed to my mom's suggestion that we send my dog for training. I just found out that she never sent him for training, but sold him to someone. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9
What's up with all of the fmls with people that have dumbass parents?
bluebell707 13
How can she not recognize the dog?! :0
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Comments (58)
xxgabriellamarie 2
ridiculous on yer moms part haha
salvorican 24
Are you sure she didn't just hate your dog and want that one instead?
GL1TCH3D 0
YDI for trusting a women with mans best friend.
ColtsDoug18 0
dumb blonde?
dino2muffin2 0
Another FML: Today, I went to the groomers to pick up my terrier... The only dog that was there was a fully grown maltese, were is MY dog at ???!! FML
sara_saturday 5
my thoughts exactly.
Futacy 30
well it all runs in the family genes LOL
Goodatbeingbad 9
The groomers should have known that she was taking the wrong dog...
crazyaces89 7
How would the place let her take the wrong dog to begin with is what I wanna know....
mcintosh123 15
Teach her how to doggy
sweetheartxoxo88 7
I feel sorry for the owner of the terrier.