Today, I was eating lunch with my wife. We were having a nice time when a man came up to me. He said, "Hey! Bill how are you?" I wasn't really sure, so being polite I said, "I'm sorry, I can't remember your name." He frowned and walked away. It was my company's Chairman of the Board. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, I ran into someone at a party I thought was a coworker and started talking to them about the company we work for. He listened to me for a bit, then said, “I think you think I’m someone else.” I apologized to this total stranger, walked away, and spent the rest of the party avoiding him. FML
Today, while interviewing for a job, I was greeted by the interviewer with a handshake and a greeting of, "Hello Victoria, my name is Bill." I responded with, "Hello. My name is Bill." I think it's safe to assume I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML
Today, I went up and spoke to someone at my local grocery store because I thought he was my neighbor. We chatted for nearly two minutes before he politely said, "I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea who you are." I still had to finish shopping in the same aisle. FML
Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML
Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML
Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML
Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
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jennaboo84 0
Sigh. Easy solution. "Oh why hello! How are you? This is my wife ______" She says hello, goes to shake his hand and he will automatically introduce himself. VERY rarely will this not work.
spillproof 0
Do you work so far down the food chain that you never met the leaders?
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Comments (107)
slack3r9 0
ydi for not know your own companys chairman and fyl cause youre about to be fired, haha
slatertheblob 0
at least it wasn't you're company's SCAREman of the BOO-ed or you'd have been frightened to death count yourself lucky
iceicekendi 0
You know what to expect on the next working day. How dumb and socially-retarded.
Dutchie2010 0
You didn't have to say his name you know. Something like "I'm great and you?" would also suffice.
fortytwo 0
I love how two faced the community here is. http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2734791 Almost EVERY person there said, "Oh, you should have just politely asked his name". When somebody here actually DOES that, he is automatically stupid for apparently following our advice. OP, FYL, you do not deserve it.
dontpanic_fml 32
#18, I got that too. Failed at wording as well...
KhmerB10 0
someones promotion got slipped away
Jman1906 2
You don't work with the guy probably, how would you know his name? If he cuts a promotion for that kick him in the balls.
usnwife 18
If the chairman of the board knew his name, my guess is that he's met him enough he very well should have known who it was!
dg72592_fml 0
oh mann! but neverrrrr say "i dont remember your name", instead just be like "hey nice to see you, this is my wife ____" and hope he says his name whilst introducing himself to your wife
CodeMonkey123 0
You should really pay attention to such things at the business you work at so YDI.