Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
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jkmartinjk 16
Should've played along!!
sleephunters 8
You probably met him on Chatroulette and don't remember. Awkward.
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Comments (192)
Comet_Candy 23
That's a terrible shame! You could have just, you know, tried to get to know him all over again, maybe ask for a refresher.
Rodders_SOTC 1
Don't worry, he sounds like a pleb anyway.
klovely22 13
What is a "pleb"?
VeganVampyre 27
Short for "plebeian" I assume... Basically a "commoner"/ low class person.
ygdrassil 17
It's short for plebeian. They were the commoners of ancient Rome. Calling someone or something that is rare: the sort of derision you might see in The New Yorker or The Economist. EDIT: VeganVampyre is also a time traveller and a copycat.
VeganVampyre 27
ygdrassil- A time traveller I may or may not be (I'll never reveal my secrets!) but I think it's someone else here who is the copycat... :P
emilyjgraham 34
actually the word pleb is used quite often in the UK. we use it when people are idiots :)
CherryLipBalm 1
Did he not tell you where you guys met? He sounds like a creeper to me...
Kajol123 5
Your profile picture is perfect for this comment!
bsmith9942 11
He probably is your stalker and wanted to make sure you weren't onto him.
zandalee 20
21- yes! Finally someone as paranoid as me! Lol. I totally agree. Just because he looks good, doesn't make him sane.
bsmith9942 11
Lol. My friends make fun of me a lot because I usually come up with the most paranoid explanations for simple things.
ygdrassil 17
I'm pretty sure a hot stalker is called a "secret admirer".
bsmith9942 11
Yes, because every attractive person on the planet is a good and trustworthy person. Being shallow can get you killed people.
Welshite 40
It sounds more like a cruel joke than anything else. If he was that gorgeous he probably would've been branded into your mind and not easily forgotten.
Wicked361 8
Unless she was drunk
emilyjgraham 34
He knew her name... pretty tough to predict a name.
Welshite 40
Facebook, mutual friends, he could have overheard her name somewhere, or learned it during a conversation with someone else. It's quite easy to learn a name if you know how to find it.
FMLKitten 15
Might I point out this is in the work section. Name tags! :-O
yellow_jello 3
Unless he was like the ugly guy from high school/college/uni that turned fit since she last saw him?
ebonyirony 29
Say" I suck at names please remind me"
AaronGuy 12
Say "I suck at grammar, please don't read me."
ebonyirony 29
I missed a comma; go **** yourself.
Schizomaniac 24
30, if you wish to boost your ego and gain the approval of the community, endeavor to correct the people who actually need correcting. Also, try not to make the same errors you're trying to correct.
ebonyirony 29
Tack a comma in there.
foreveriowa 16
you should of said oh yeah in my dreams :)
raraisbang 12
*should have
Briiyahh 7
SHOULD HAVE OMG I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THAT
Iceman225 11
grammar troll...
Briiyahh 7
Played along or you should've flirted back
DomDomxoxo 16
No need to write what #1 wrote.
Briiyahh 7
Oh I'm extremely sorry
HerWrongHole247 18
There is no freedom in the FML comment sectiom
nonnieluv 9
You could have been apologetic by saying, "sorry I don't remember" an then follow up with something flirty
ShyAnn29 15
Were you at work? Maybe he was playing a joke, and knew your name because you were wearing a nametag