Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
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jkmartinjk 16
Should've played along!!
sleephunters 8
You probably met him on Chatroulette and don't remember. Awkward.
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Comments (192)
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Were you at work and wearing a nametag? :P
caitiebug1119 15
Maybe he was just being a troll. It's on the list of things to do in Walmart while you're bored: Walk up to a random stranger and act like you know them.
l0v3p4in 7
Should have said in a flirty tone, "No one could forget you! *Batting eyes* We went to high school.... college together, right? I have the worst memory when it comes 'where' I know people... But I know I remember you!" Play it off, but continue on about old times mentioning random places and maybe it would eventually click. Even asking if they know an old mutual friend or acquaintance may have jogged your memory. Should have kept the conversation going despite lack of recall.
hallibelle 4
You deff should have acted like you knew him!!!! Maybe he was a one night stand you forgot about lol
cantWin19 8
That actually sucks !
archipolo 3
Today, I caught my 37 years old female cousin kissing a 18 years old boy. FML
spicedream 8
omfg it's called lying
mrsmaglietta 6
ah drunk one night stands
chelsNyuri 0
That sucks but sounds super creepy at the same time
goujee 2
Yup shoulda played along until you got enough clues to put the puzzle together