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Today, same as always, I still have to take a moment to distinguish between right and left. I’m 21. FML
Today, same as always, I still have to take a moment to distinguish between right and left. I’m 21. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it took me longer than it should have with a bit of calculations to remember how old I am. FML
Today, at the ripe old age of 24, I briefly forgot my own name. FML
Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML
Today, I started a new job. As I was introducing myself during the morning get together with the team, I forgot how old I was, and panicked. I ended up saying I was "twenty-fine." I’m 27. FML
Today, at the age of 27, I still can’t so much as look at a marker without getting marker on my hands. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML
Today, I've reached the age where I get really dizzy and my vision blurs if I stand up too fast. I'm 19 years-old. FML
Today, I realized my lack of spatial awareness has hit a new low when it took me 15 tries to type the word “At” instead of “Ay.” FML
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
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Top comments
raven_of_azarath 35
I’m 25, and I still have to do this. I do the “L” trick with my hands at work regularly.
bleachedraven 14
🤣guilty on occasion
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Comments (16)
DarkAngelsBlade 25
You're also probably dyslexic. Double whammy of suck.
Doom_Kitty 14
Talk to people: everyone does it. And everyone has a tactic to remind it. Either "with wich hand do i write?" or "driver and passenger" or something else. It's normal.
IHaveThePower 18
So, @ everyone: How's your math skills? Specifically: Do you find yourself having trouble reading letters like '696969696' or switching - and divisor signs? Because trouble with left and right is often a sign of dyscalculia. Why yes, I do have that, how did you know...the trick I use for right and left is to completely ignore any mention of the words except for that the left turn is in the center of the road, and right is to the side. That is about the only time you need it, too.
metroido 21
Then you’re stupid. Simple as that.