Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
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Top comments
fireice22 0
Don't mess with the ladies... especially if they are ur ride.
memo619 0
hey look at it this way, at least you weren't wearing a Tarzan outfit.....
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Comments (139)
bluegoldfish 7
well at least you wouldve been prepared if the Mandarin had showed up.
WCARlover 35
she sounds nice..
braasilianx0 4
your girlfriend sounds like a bitch! :l
xmayne 0
He sounds like a bitch for getting kicked out of his girlfriends car.
braasilianx0 4
trueeee that .
summer_moon 0
I am so sad I missed out on seeing this!
instnt1nfction 17
I am ironman, running over fat kids with my van when they hear my bell, all the fat kids run like hell
Djzom13 0
Go fight some crime!!
XmyviolentheartX 13
lol, unless they think he's a crazy man in a costume up to no good. =P
blackbeauty1122 7
didnt you hav ur phone...with gps??!!
fromthesuck 8
you're dumb... that is all
dogpup4 23
Yeah cos EVERYONE has a phone with gps..
itswhateveridk 0
I would feel cool doing that lol
lovesw_2006 0
it sounds rediculus
bingababe 16
Your spelling is ridiculous....