Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, I washed my car because rain wasn't in the forecast. It started pouring before I'd even finished drying it. The weather app still insists it's "Sunny." FML
Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through when it rains. I just got caught in a storm on my lunch break, and still have 3 hours of work to go in my male dominated office. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, while working at a grocery store, I spent about 30 minutes pushing carts inside in a blizzard. Not even 10 minutes after I had finished, I looked out the window and saw that not only had the snow completely stopped, but the sun was shining. FML
Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML
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Mr_Fernandez 0
Wah, I was rained on! WAAAH!
crazyjack 0
wtf you had to walk 10 minutes to your office??? where the hell did you park??
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Comments (128)
defman_fml 0
She said it started 30 seconds after she got out of the car, she didn't know she needed the umbrella
tbwrb 0
English is a brilliant language, we have amazing words like rain shower, aluminium and that. FYL for being unable to use it.
INVIS_A_GIRL 0
cloudburst? c'mon, foreal?
RhymePrime 7
You needed 9 minutes to walk to the office from your car?
Truffle_Shuffle 0
where do you work ;-)
eccentrix 12
What's a cloudburst?
g7190g92 1
Where are you all getting the idea that it took her 9 minutes to walk from her car to her office? She had already been walking for 30 seconds when the 10-minute cloudburst started, and she stopped walking 30 seconds before the 10-minute cloudburst ended. That means she was walking for 10 minutes. Just saying...
angel55033 12
you have to much ego and think everything revolves around you literally lol funny, hope you had on panties
rockerr648 2
Welcome to Texas, the weather changes on a whim.
cwl727 33
Did you not have an umbrella?