Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, I washed my car because rain wasn't in the forecast. It started pouring before I'd even finished drying it. The weather app still insists it's "Sunny." FML
Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through when it rains. I just got caught in a storm on my lunch break, and still have 3 hours of work to go in my male dominated office. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, while working at a grocery store, I spent about 30 minutes pushing carts inside in a blizzard. Not even 10 minutes after I had finished, I looked out the window and saw that not only had the snow completely stopped, but the sun was shining. FML
Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML
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Mr_Fernandez 0
Wah, I was rained on! WAAAH!
crazyjack 0
wtf you had to walk 10 minutes to your office??? where the hell did you park??
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Comments (128)
de_fenestration 0
Um.. lots of people do.
nicolexsmile 0
OMGZZZ FIRST!!!!1!!!! lets see how many people understand sarcasm..
wbrycem 0
Omfg it rained
mydogsmellsgood 0
If you live in the Houston area, the weather person said there would be rain. Buy an umbrella or don't wear white.
udontknowme69 0
Same thing happened to me in Boston yesterday, except i was going to a meeting and wearing a white shirt...so it was sunny, and people thought i swam to work
0___0 9
Who wears white underwear? that's boring! I like the cute kind with little monkeys on it.
subarchetta 0
Isn't it annoying how those people on tv always make it seem like starving orphans in Africa have reasons to be unhappy. What's so bad about drinking contaminated water and losing your parents to AIDS? Your life definitely sucks though. You were rained on for Christ's sakes. Man, that's tragic.
amaranthphantom 0
haha, i was in that rainstorm too in Texas.
CJGannon 0
wait a second! it took u 9 minutes to walk across a parking lot into ur work? u must be hella slow
bACEball 0
YDI for painting a picture