anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Whatever floats your boat
Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML
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turtlemanz 8
That sounds like a tasty relationship
MeanBeagle 22
cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown
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strike2867 13
It's an improved "Mosby". Say the date isn't going well, and you don't see any chance for a second. You go ahead and lick her neck. Either you've just gotten rid of her, or have an awesome night ahead of you. I see no down side.
CaseyOfAsgard 4
That's The Naked Man. The Mosby is telling a girl you love her on the first date, or, in Robin's case, telling Barney you love him just so he no longer has feelings for you.
strike2867 13
"That's The Naked Man." I thought of that, but this is actually better. a. It can be done anywhere b. You don't have to waste time in going up to her apartment. c. There is almost no chance you'll be kicked out wearing no clothes.
vlalam 24
I guess they r saving u from the trouble to shower for the day.. lol
wisecracker13 5
Sounds like it went very well or very poorly
raeepressley 12
You should have reread the revised agenda that was sent out last week.
Tannasgh 22
You licked your own neck?
patrickeli 15
Non-foreveralone problems
ChildrenOfFilth 12
You must have a nice clavicle. And he must be a neck person.
00Blank 2
fuahaha little did you know that he was a vampire!
turtlefreak32 17
So I wasn't logged on when I posted this, and for some reason it says I'm from California and I'm not, but whatever. I am a girl, this was a blind date, and I'm not planning on a second date ever happening. And I just got out of a two year relationship so this was a bit traumatizing for me, it being the first date since my ex. He was just a little too close for comfort.
Sakuraashita 15
Plot twist: OP is not aware that she is a giant gummy bear.