anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Whatever floats your boat
Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML
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turtlemanz 8
That sounds like a tasty relationship
MeanBeagle 22
cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown
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mld4657 28
did you taste good or drop a1 sauce on your neck
MeanBeagle 22
cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown
wanted_2_want 40
Did she go out with Hanmibal Lecter? She better Run!!
mld4657 28
apparently yall don't get the A1 steak sauce reference. but it's cool. it's not like op said the neck was bitten into just licked which hey some people get a kick out of. to each their own
ohSNAPyall 27
Is the A1 sauce reference just that A1 is used to make meat tasty?
mld4657 28
no she dropped it on her neck while eating steak, and he couldn't let it goto waste and licked it off her neck
Aquaman911 18
The French lick
turtlemanz 8
That sounds like a tasty relationship
annarcheer 19
making the first move..
Sonjington 20
First dates are the best
KK3137 31
I'm always happy that first dates are a thing; imagine if you had to dive into a relationship before discovering this creepy shit..
man_in_black08 28
he just wanted to mark his territory ;) but yea..that is pretty nasty. FYL op!
Misswildsides 22
since when has licking people become a form of marking territory?
MegMeg362 9
How is licking someone marking territory? I have heard of peeing; because of dogs. but if someone peed on my their face would have to get reconstructed
ohSNAPyall 27
Since when is it OK to mark your territory on someone, especially on the first date?
Hiktmae 20
He sounds like a keeper... Be careful OP sorry about your strange date.
BBlah 26
That's extraordinarily gross and weird. I don't even know why the person thought that was okay to do, I'm sorry OP
XBurytheCastleX 25
Aaaaaaand that's the end of that...
Enslaved 38
Salty?