anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Whatever floats your boat
Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML
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turtlemanz 8
That sounds like a tasty relationship
MeanBeagle 22
cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown
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mollypop35 28
You're dating Barty Crouch Jr.?
SkyTheAsexual 5
I dont know about anyone else, but I get your reference!
airbear18 15
Hahahahaha YES love the reference! ! harry potter freak for life! ♡
Parvati48 15
Lol! You my friend are awesome. Harry Potter for life!
nodai 13
Well at least the only person that likes that will be his one and only. They'll be an awkward couple...
Headcrab 29
So it was a success, right?
ldkindasucks 6
And the worst part is he probably doesn't know where he went wrong :3
Senorangelo 10
Why do most of you assume that the OP is a girl? Exactly.
nitrog100 21
#35 raised a valid point. There is absolutely no indicator whatsoever that OP is female or that their date was male.
yeemahlifesucks 10
I wonder if it was the girl that did it...
CaseyOfAsgard 4
"Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!" -Chandler Bing
aliciavanham 13
Maybe that's normal in his culture?:p
XQuartzX 15
I didn't understand it at first, but then I realized what you meant.. that's kinda creepy he was licking your neck
demonfacee 14
Wow, that is awkward.. are you dating a dog?