anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Whatever floats your boat
Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML
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turtlemanz 8
That sounds like a tasty relationship
MeanBeagle 22
cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown
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morgasshk 14
I'm pretty sure he would have loved to give other things a lick too! Good find, a guy who likes to lick! lol
Parvati48 15
Hmm that's weird, sorry OP.
kayybab 1
Maybe you should stop dating dogs Pun intended
CandyApple88 13
Better your neck than your eyeball. There was an eyeball licking craze going through Japan a few years back... nasty side effects.
mindsurge 2
Wow....you must have a really long tongue!
keely617 16
that is so gross it makes me cringe