Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
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fakedsincerity 32
Tell their parent? Or if they were alone tell them it's not okay to touch someone without their permission. Not that this advice is useful now, yknow but just in case it happens again.
NotPatSajak 11
Was his mother or father not around?
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Comments (114)
darshini_ii 24
That's unacceptable behaviour regardless the age. His mother should get to know right away.
oldsaltydawg 12
that kids gonna be winner
airborne2003 10
In jail maybe
Tripartita 45
What's wrong with having a little fun? At somebody else's expense? By treating their body as an object for your amusement? When you're young enough to get away with it while still perpetuating sexism that can last a lifetime? And affect many others? Oh, wait, I think I get it…
NickACD 27
Kid probably didn't know what they were doing was sexual. It feels like you think sexism only happens towards women.
Tripartita 45
It feels like you're one of those people who care more about the fact that sexism can be perpetuated by either sex than you do about actually addressing instances of sexism.
PhoenixChick 26
Can I use this response with people in my real life? They don't seem to understand that grabbing each others girlfriends butts in public isn't funny to the girlfriends. I usually hear "we're just joking, and your boyfriend doesn't mind"
Tripartita 45
Of course, #36.
NickACD 27
I wasn't saying what the kid did was right, but I am saying that they may not have known how bad the action was.
NickACD 27
I don't understand what exactly you meant while saying 'perpetuating sexism that can last a lifetime'. Could you please explain.
NickACD 27
I apologize for how harsh this is, but feminism is just stupid. I agree that equality of sexes is needed. Egalitarianism is the answer, equality among EVERYONE! Not to mention how many feminists seem to think that the system isn't biased towards males or that sexism against males doesn't exist. Advocating solely for female rights is also pretty stupid, and I think the reason is pretty obvious.
laden_swallow09 35
^^ Third-wave feminism, anyway.
snowkittyyy 18
Geez dude I love reading your comments! xD
LPac5295 27
Find his parent is what I would do! The next person he does it to may not be so friendly. Plus obviously it's inappropriate too.
Mathalamus 25
Find his parents and tell them what he did. If they fail at their one job, do their job, and tell him not to do it again. Other people would be less nice.
Talis99 26
I'm thinking this brat probably learned from someone in his environment. Hopefully, someone with intelligence and appropriate social skills will correct him before it sticks.
ThreeSheets 14
I was thinking the same thing.
grigri75 35
your username + your FML = awesome. i'm sorry op, i guess i wouldn't have known how to handle that situation either FYL
ladycoco8 20
I've had a toddler do it numerous times at a friends house, and it's adorably funny. But at 8 years old, they should know better. If the parent had been around, you should have said something.
sexyman102 6
What a dude
cornyrob 33
I would have threatened him so badly it would've scared both of us.