Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML
Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.
Tuesdays76 0
Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?
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Comments (349)
danz123 7
Not enough info given to judge. For that lack of pure common sense, YDI OP.
Doortje 30
One of the founders of FML has a facebook page for his cat too, so you better watch it.
DocBastard 40
I call bullshit. There's no such thing as "FML" or its founders.
Doortje 30
If you'd sell your soul to Facebook too, you'd know I'm completely serious here.
Sirin_fml 47
Silence the heathen.
nerdsgetmehot 23
What you just described about your friend could merely be your perception of her-- maybe an exaggerated perception, seeing as how you're clearly angry about this. Also, Harry Potter rules.
iewisokwas 0
I have that same situation but different reasons
lilash1990 0
funny, I knew a girl like that. neurotic.
spazmattic 0
I'm pretty sure that's my ex.
Erissa 2
That sounds exactly like me, but I KNOW I'm weird. It's not so bad
purplepenguine 0
epic win
stevenmx86 8
"Today, I'm 12 and found out I'm annoying. I can't accept that it's true so I just pick out and exaggerate things about the person who told me so I can feel better about being annoying."
starwind3438 9
I would shoot her.