Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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warsun 27
Future stripper right there
ScarredFlame 17
why would she do such a thing?!
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Comments (178)
gkhalil98 16
If she is a little kid then she should be reprimanded and that's it. Not a big deal. But if she has already developed and is a teenager that is unacceptable
JustASmallTownBo_fml 7
Why couldn't this have ever happened at my school?
protoskore 27
Try explaining to her that she faces a life on the state sex offender list. maybe that will get her attention.
Rayth 19
I think a follow up is needed here. At least for a clear definition of age range.
kelsorg 21
you guys just don't understand
GripItRight 10
I liked it. She is a hottie! [Please finish, at the end] "she don't..." what?
Shandra78 9
This is something only coming out in the past month in my extended family, my youngest cousin is 26 now but when she was a kid she had that kind of 'inappropriate' behaviour. Everyone figured she was trying to get attention away from her very ill sister. Turns out her grandfather was molesting her. He's 76 and dying, so everyone just avoids and ignores the old perv. I don't think anyone's going to bother with a funeral. We understand her better now. 99% of this kind of shit never sees the inside of a courtroom. It's got too much stigma attached, and there are always others who have secrets to keep.
iapex 18
I feel like we need more information on this story. and it should be clarified upon
Warlonging 2
Your daughter is a *****
lennon_ 16
Highschool girls are such ***** these days, I as well as my best friend are both 21 and virgins. Girls need to stop being so slutty.