Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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warsun 27
Future stripper right there
ScarredFlame 17
why would she do such a thing?!
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Comments (178)
ea247 20
It's amazing how stupid our youth is but i really hope you can get though to her she really should learn some self respect
mybubbles2000 13
I am joining the club with everyone who doesn't understand.
xx_alexmagm_xx 12
That happened to me, we were done changing and we were told to wait for the girls, and a girl came out of the bathroom completely naked, such an interesting experience, luckily I didn't understand at the time, otherwise who knows what would've happened
Gremlinek 16
Judging by op she is 13-15, doubt teachers would call about 4 year old lifting her shirt. If she was older than that she would know better to know mom does understand. What really makes me lough are people talking about "kids those days". I graduated HS in 2002... In my senior English out of 12 girls in class 9 were pregnant or already had kid. About as bad as 32 year old moms criticizing 16 year olds kids for getting pregnant ;)
azahaw1 7
Give her a ******* slap. Teach her discipline. My parents did the same thing and I proudly have my morals and values. If your daughter knew she would get in serious trouble by you if she did that she wouldn't do it. She flashed and all you could do was tell her it's wrong. Please.
44LynnLynn 23
You should have let her explain. My friend once was taking off her sweatshirt and her cami came off with it. We just pretended it didn't happen. You should always be willing to hear her side of the story before coming down.
EmiliaB 12
Her and the boy that mooned everyone in the restaurant would make a perfect couple.
mufasaniqqa 13
omg yes xD
jacobml2000 4
She just can't even
X_red 10
Well a girl in my class's mom had to pick her up for the same reason. 0.o
mufasaniqqa 13
and then I told her to know you can I have my margarita oh I do you want my margarita you are a turtle like I owe no I don't even know anymore because turtles I don't didn't even drink my greetings to drink like water and stuff like that I don't even know what did you move into the children going to sleep but I have seen like that you re margaritas but have ever seen frozen margarita no I have not