Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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warsun 27
Future stripper right there
ScarredFlame 17
why would she do such a thing?!
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Comments (178)
yazzy50i5 3
This needs a follow up
elusiveshame 22
I don't understand how a parent doesn't know how to raise their children these days.
flame5768 14
i hope you're a parent. otherwise you're a douche bag that deserves to be thumbed down.
elusiveshame 22
Right. Because my kid(s) go around flashing people and being completely ignorant and has total lack of respect for others. It's not my fault you are offended by the truth
Mimical 3
You must not be the smartest out there. Since said parent could if raised there kid right doesn't mean the kid will always act in the right manner. Since you grow as a person by learning from your mistakes
Danielfl 3
Smack her
annunaki_fml 11
this is like thw childrens version of the Boys
Aero_x 21
I only left high school a few years ago and my sister is 15, but she tells me the most ridiculous things that under age students do. It's like there is this huge leap from my school days to hers...Children these days are heathens and I can hardly believe that we are still in the same generation.
BrotherPhil 35
Accept certain inalienable truths Prices will rise, politicians will philander, you, too, will get old And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young Prices were reasonable, politicians were noble And children respected their elders
2i1337i2iscore 13
Love that speech
alicealiveordead 13
show us your ****!
L2PlayWoW 9
You first ;)
hamusta 13
She sounds cocky, good girl!
nikkiluvzglen 16
How old is she?
ZoroMiHawk 25
You know nothing, Jon Snow
winchestinalock 21
-sighs-my generation is pretty f*ed up!
RedPillSucks 33
She may not be in your generation at all. When I was in middle school, a girl got on my desk and put her skirt over my head. She was still in it at the time. And this was a long long time ago.
Zebediabolical 45
If this story ends with 'She is now my wife', I want to buy the movie rights.