Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I learned what a "pain in the ass" means. I sat down on my patio swing chair, only to discover it was swarming with baby wasps, who stung me all over the butt. Ouch! FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
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Hershey903 5
Bees. My worst phobia by far.
Suba_fml 8
Connect the dots.
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Comments (56)
xAttackAttackx 25
Jackass extra: The Hidden Beehive
misspulkadot24 17
Ever since reading the Hunger Games, I fear all beehives. If you start hallucinating and seeing Caesar Flickerman...you better get some sponsers. Too far?
samsaf1989 5
15- that made me laugh :)
captainburke 5
Hunger games was my first thought, I'm surprised more people didn't reference the tracker jackers! Awesome ******* part btw :)
animejen1988 9
I came in here to read the comments specifically to see if there were any tracker jacker references. Thank you for not disappointing me.
gregonfire 4
Wow that sounds like a real pain in the grass!
samsaf1989 5
Fail ^
SenselessPattern 12
*potato with sunglasses and gun* Not today.
RentaName 15
There are people that will come and relocate beehives for you for free. They use them for honey and pollinating plants.
HiNowDie 17
You should bee more careful when you're around tall grass. Beedrills are pretty scary.
Jaxx66 21
Don't go into tall grass! It's dangerous! Here, come back to my lab.... I have something for you.
LiterOfCola 16
Wild Ratata (Lv. 2) appears. Can't escape. FML
owo_fml 9
Ratata, please, don't use tail whip anymore! My defense is already the lowest it'll go!
BeRealB 4
Pineapples
hopsinlove17 26
Aliens
evilamoebaattack 20
cockroaches
TheTallPerson 3
Sometimes good deeds do go unnoticed..
safaeita 32
no good deed ever goes unpunished :p that's for sure !
severe_fml 3
As opposed to the painful little red bumps that COULD have been avoided, eh op?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
F the bees' lives. They all killed themselves trying to kill you.
Fazmatison 4
You can never tear down your childhood.