Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
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Top comments
Ric Gray 10
don't feel bad about them going on without you. there's a lot involved in one, if they stopped things, you're looking at waiting another year, and a few thousand dollars. Don't take it personally. feel better
Glowworm56 27
Here comes the bride--there goes the bridesmaid!
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Comments (24)
minissaussette 25
At first I thought you meant they kept going while you were passed out, surely you didn't mean you wanted them not to have the wedding at all ? I get being frustrated not to be there but come on, you can't expect them to throw away all the food, flowers, band and such because you can't make it. If it were a life threatening situation then sure but that ?
minissaussette 25
At first I thought you meant they kept going while you were passed out, surely you didn't mean you wanted them not to have the wedding at all ? I get being frustrated not to be there but come on, you can't expect them to throw away all the food, flowers, band and such because you can't make it. If it were a life threatening situation then sure but that ?
corky1992 33
You do realize that if they canceled last minute theyd still have to pay for everything right? i wouldn't want to pay for that shit twice. One wedding is expensive enough. im sorry you got hurt though.
tonyfan00 38
Everything just ALWAYS has to revolve around you, one way or another...</sarcasm>
tonyfan00 38
Why did it remove my "/sarcasm" thing? Now I look like a complete dick...
olga_crvjl 19
Wow what jerks
charliewhippet 9
Did you expect them to cancel the wedding?! The show must go on!
FMLreally?getoverit 7
I'm guessing you hate your stepmum and this was deliberate to ruin her day. Lucky karma caught up with you and knocked you full out so you couldn't bleat about how much pain you were in for the rest of the day!
Brian Wesley Myers 5
How is this a FML? It wasn'tyourweedding and you seem to be trying to take some attention off the bride and groom
rooboy 16
Well, that really blows, but the wedding isn't about you. If I received adequate care, I'd insist it went on
ThatOxfordLad 3
I mean at least there would have been some spectacular photos!