Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
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Pentium_4 27
i can picture all of this happening within 2 seconds
Beebow_fml 5
Your coworker sounds like a real pain in the ass, and the head.
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Comments (142)
itstesshomo 2
lol
wironandine 8
I'd be a little angry
iamananglophile 18
I'd be very angry. Poor OP. I stepped on a tack once and it hurt so badly.
ohmandapants 17
^ ass has more cushion. I think I'd be angry at first, you know, 'cause of the initial shock and pain...but really, this is movie stuff. I'd find myself laughing about it later.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like a comedy skit! The thought is funny but I'm sure you got hurt, so.... Sorry! Looks like pay back is in order!
yuri63f6 7
Jackpot
OfficeNinja 5
Call fire rescue, get transported for whatever reason, then file a workers comp claim. Human resources will be all over that claim, and will make it VERY clear to everyone else that jokes like that are unacceptable. You will be ok as the claim is legit. Whoever did it will shit their pants, hoping nobody finds out.
Calen5556 0
For some reason this almost sounds like a planned assassination attempt.
Branflakes78 13
He could of used the money to repair his ass!! lol
MissssLynn 0
Some folks should probably stop commenting on these FML stories... *attach tongue to brain*
LaxBroAllDay 0
How could people put YDI... FYL OP f it hard.
techqueen 6
Fyl op. But still, that's pretty damn funny. If only someone had recorded it and put it on YouTube. *sighs*