Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
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Pentium_4 27
i can picture all of this happening within 2 seconds
Beebow_fml 5
Your coworker sounds like a real pain in the ass, and the head.
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Comments (142)
mama2b3 20
Small tack, big pain.
Ray_of_midnight 23
...and that's why Paddy's not at work today.
maphineRAWRS 10
So he was right, and it was funny.
idiothater1 4
That's what I was thinking, between fits of laughter.
maphineRAWRS 10
Haha same! I had to retype many-a-time because I was laughing so hard I couldn't focus haha :)
iseyixes 18
So where does it hurt most now? Did each hit make you forget about the previous one? FYL!
zeldaluvr2007 15
Put a tack on his chair and see how he likes it. Bet that'll show him. :p fyl.
twilightluvr101 4
Damn well i.hope he feels bad aboutt it now op, but remember revenge is a bitch ;-) have some fun with that.
cja101 8
Yeah if it's a guy slip him a Viagra a couple hour boner would be embarrassing to him lmao
yadisingh 5
Your name is twilightluvr101. Your point is completely invalid
L_Lovegood 19
That is one epic chain reaction. Sounds very painful though.
rattusrattus 19
My grandfather did this before it was an FML. *hipster glasses*
khaya 9
Raped and beaten by office equipment.
cja101 8
One of the co-workers in my place dove that to a guy too only thing Is the guy who sat down didnt even notice lmao but yeah fyl.