Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, I was supposed to close on a house. Unfortunately, our lender decided that they couldn't finance us and denied us a loan, after 3 months of us digging up paperwork, saving money, and packing. Now we have to scramble to find a new place, while our insane landlady screams at us. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I opened some junk mail addressed to my fiancé and saw a credit letter about applying for a new mortgage. When I called to tell him his identity was stolen, he admitted he bought a house, and then broke up with me. I had no clue he was unhappy. FML.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Top comments
IreadFMLnaked 0
Never take a mortgage you can't afford on your own. That's just asking for problems. What if you guys did stay together and one of you lost their job?
LadyV 0
Oh my God! That's so ******* tactless of him! FYL. That guy's a douche, you're better off without him. Maybe you can find a nice roommate?
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Comments (173)
I_am_stupid_also 6
I would be seriously pissed if I had all my stuff in a moving van and the sale of my house fell through because of a couple of flakes.
lexiBRo 0
umm... the fact that he wasn't there wasn't a major clue?!? I mean isn't buying a house a major event for any individual/couple that both parties would be present?
noluck84 0
you should talk it out with him, not taking his back, but, hes probably just freaked out because this is such a huge step. thats still no excuse, though.
_Skies 0
What's up with dick boyfriends nowadays?
ozymandias_fml 0
YDI YDI YDI Why would you enter into a 30 year commitment of that magnitude with someone you are not serious with? Why would you sign before he is there? Why would you over extend yourself like that? You should *never* get a mortgage that a single person could not cover, it's just common sense!
Cormophyte 0
#64 sounds like a smart 15 year old. Or a 30 year old who's never had a really for real girlfriend. Sure, there have probably been chances to figure out that he wasn't going to sign the mortgage. "Why would you sign before he is there?"....really?
fayull 0
sell the house?
cattoe7 0
holy crap what a doucher but you probably should have waited until he was there
deaditegirl 0
YDI for entering into a 30-year commitment you couldn't handle on your own. If you needed two people to pay for it, that was just stupid of you- what if one of you lost your job or couldn't pay for some other reason? You'd still be screwed. Idiot.
meddude 0
why the **** did you sign the papers before he got there? YDI idiot.
raybury 2
You cannot afford the payment yourself, yet apparently did not have him cosign. You took out a mortgage you cannot afford. Well, no problem if home prices keep going up and credit standards stay low. Now let me start reading this pile of newspapers I haven't got to since 2007...