Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street, about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
It's YOUR driveway, run them over with your car.
thatshot808 6
If your family tree doesn't fork, then you might be a redneck
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Comments (33)
Elijah69 0
Yes the American image in its most perfect form.
jre89 0
They are from the UK, not America.
TexasCMoney 2
Shoulda just filled the whole street full of uppercut...
AvikC818 8
Im sorry... I hate rednecks
cntryiscntrywide 0
That's considered hillbilly and, yes there is a difference.
cherryllollo 7
sue em all. then u can have 3 trailers instead of one
Dirgel 4
Should have got out of your car and just said "I expect a check to be left in the mailbox" and then just walked in the house like a boss.
alyssana 0
get the most expensive quote to pay for it that you can find and bill them for it.
KiddNYC1O 22
Should've run them over GTA style.
lildixiegirl 0
Whats wrong with rednecks guys? Typical yanks.. Pretty funny I must say! ;)
nickkingcool 0
Your not helping with the advancement of the world.
lildixiegirl 0
Sure as hell we do, without us, rednecks, hillbillies, and farmers.. How'd y'all get your crops? Damn. Like I said typical.. I don't see why err one thinks rednecks are uneducated, and stupid? Can you tell a 12 point buck from a 7 point? Didn't think soo..
hurrican_fml 0
Have both of them pay to have it fixed. Problem solved.