Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
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jerricaschell 4
I would kick her in the face as soon as I saw her trying to crawl under. wtf
Iamskynet 18
wow she must be really dumb or deaf maybe.
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Comments (74)
SunshineBoy_fml 16
So what did she say? :p
Dark_Cecilia 20
....great, now im gonna be really paranoid to go to the bathroom in public.
murph_fml 21
...and BOOT to the head.
Mooglefox 24
Please tell me the bitch was deaf
ollygollymolly 6
One of the many reasons I love European toilets. No cracks in the sides of the stall doors and no space underneath! There doesn't need to be!
Titan_Slayer 21
Maybe she was deaf?
ElNeto 14
Did you kick her face in?
Camry_Girl420 18
Did you kick her in the face? like wtf lady? All you have to do is peek down and see shoes. Its not that difficult
LoverWordsFood 27
I've had a similar experience. Some woman decided she needed to be in the dressing room right next to her friend and I was in it. She just kept knocking and pulling on the door while I kept telling her that I was inside. She still didn't listen until I called her a stupid bitch and opened the door up still half dressed. Slammed the door on her face before she could reply but she started making rude remarks and saying how stupid I was and that she was going to get a manager. Stupid people are among us, unfortunately.
BrotherPhil 35
You should have told her to go ahead and get him.
Viper16 2
and that's when you kick a bitch -.-