Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
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Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
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jerricaschell 4
I would kick her in the face as soon as I saw her trying to crawl under. wtf
Iamskynet 18
wow she must be really dumb or deaf maybe.
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Comments (74)
RememberSchlitz 9
Clearly she was identifying as a person who always gets an empty stall. By being in the stall you were trampling her rights as a person who identifies as one who always gets an empty stall, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
soulreaper12296 28
You should've kicked her right in the face.
trucker2 33
She'd have to be deaf and blind...OP did you have your feet propped up on the door gripping the old shit bars....You must of been perched on the shitter like a recliner chair for her not to see your feet or legs
ThrottleJockey 36
Concealed carry or a stun gun can get the message across to even the most pig headed of people. You don't even have to use it.
trucker2 33
Aim gun.... Step away from the shitter ... It's in use
cecedarling 21
I would have stood up to pee on her. I may have missed, but it would be embarrassing enough for them to reminisce about the time she nearly got peed on.
umirin534 12
I don't see a location on this FML but this amount of stupidness one can only encounter in america.
bfeller728 8
Actually when I was in France a few years back I was using the bathroom in an airport and had it locked. A woman didn't even knock just picked the lock with a Bobby pin then cussed at me for being in there. But I'm not going to deny (I'm American so) that this sounds like something that would happen to me.
jbrackman667 1
She couldn't see your legs and your feet
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Seriously WTF is wrong with people!!!
dutchgirrl 8
Maybe she was one of the transphobic nutjobs who wanted to make sure there weren't any 'men' there. People do weird shit these days.
pkirkem 13
She might have been deaf.