Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
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jerricaschell 4
I would kick her in the face as soon as I saw her trying to crawl under. wtf
Iamskynet 18
wow she must be really dumb or deaf maybe.
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Comments (74)
yellowzinnias 20
"Just checking that you have a ******. I wouldn't want to pee next to a trans* person. That would be CREEPY!"
dave__609 10
"transgender men should be allowed to go to female bathrooms" my left eriola
Sharpshooterrr 4
You could've dumped on her face. By crawling under the door, she practically asked you to do it.
tikatica 17
Did you kick her in the face?
countrylane92 11
She may not be deaf or dumb, but deaf people are more aware of their surroundings than hearing people are because they rely on those senses more. I wish more hearing people understood deaf people more. As far as the woman who crawled under the stall may have something menally wrong with her unfortunately.
samlovesham1234 9
I get this whenever I close up the washrooms for cleaning. The door is locked, the sign is up but no one pays attention.
momac86 17
And that's when you kick her in the face
DragonRain3390 4
Yeah...that's a vote for a kick to the face.
RogenP 8
Swift kick to the forehead should take care of that.
tediruxe 13
I would've kicked HARD and if she tried to say assault she was the idiot trying to break into the stall. If she wasn't doing anything her face wouldn't have been there.