Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
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Top comments
ashiezorz 2
Maybe it was just 'I love you for tutoring me 'cuz I just aced that test' or something?
hornetchik 0
Prepare for comments suggesting you DID actually do something weird.
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Comments (83)
nolimits 0
He's just jealous cause little bro don't do incest.
123sploosh 0
thats disgusting.
xavel_fml 0
dude how gross
ashiezorz 2
Maybe it was just 'I love you for tutoring me 'cuz I just aced that test' or something?
nazooer 11
meh
scateice 0
His brothers gay, dude :/ This would make more sense if he was like 6 or somethin, but 12??????????
joanjett 0
yeah seriously 12 is around when guys hit puberty therefore they pretty much figure out that theyre gay straight or bi.
shazeen755 0
hahahahaha
Anthrophobia 2
That's... cute? Poor you, OP.
kevind23 0
well is he cute? ;p
BikerMike 0
have you been playing rump ranger with little bro?
zasahy 0
Explain to your best friend and invite him if he also wants to get "tutored." Just Kidding. FYL OP
tanman0401 4
I moderated this :D