Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
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Top comments
Arsonnist 3
So... your brother was supposed to be your boyfriend? Or is he just the random kid that breaks in every now and then?
perfectlybrokenx 0
F her real sons life, maybe? :|
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Comments (183)
Fentown_fml 4
That's pretty hilarious OP, gotta admit.
gypsyblue 0
That's more hilarious than a FYL. :D Come on, admit it... after everything was explained, you all had a big laugh over it.
varkey 7
wow, this is so funny, lol FYL
Dani3264 0
That's sooo funny
UpYoursInAdvance 0
LMFAO OP how dare you Violate that Lady's Eyes?! LMFAO
RavenIsTheSex 0
How did this comment board turn into an English lesson? :3
PurttyGurlSwaqq 0
is ur brother deformed or something?
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
lmao
ChicaChica5683 0
ur moms a bitch
Sokai_fml 0
AHAHAHA.