Today, my best friend told me how his batshit insane girlfriend keeps questioning his sexuality and thinks we're screwing behind her back. He's so desperate for a relationship that he's decided to stop hanging out with me. Goodbye seven years of friendship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, the guy I gave up all my social life and casual sex partner for, suddenly decided that he wants nothing to do with me sexually, and then called me "desperate" for wanting to be his friend despite that fact. Now, because of him, I'm no longer getting laid, and I have no friends. FML
Today, my best friend is completely head-over-heels for his girlfriend, has been buying her very expensive stuff and gave her the ring of compromise after 4 years of relationship. The problem is, I just found out that the girlfriend has been sexting with someone else, and is sure to dump my friend for that guy. FML
Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
Today, my best friend announced that he has a girlfriend now and we’ll be interacting less often. When I protested, he said, “Why are you acting like this? You rejected me when I asked you to be my girlfriend and told me we were just friends, did you not?” FML
Today, I got a text from my friend of 8 years, who I talked to everyday, saying he isn’t allowed to talk to me anymore because the junkie girl he is dating doesn’t want him to talk to other girls. I’m happily married, but she doesn’t like any of his friends who are girls. FML
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, my friend told me she managed to have sex with the guy who told me he didn’t wanna date me, or even become friends with benefits, because it would “ruin our friendship.” They’ve been friends for about two years. Apparently, her friendship with him is worth “ruining.” FML
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Soninuva 41
Someone is way too insecure.
whatarethisss 23
His loss
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drrobotnik1 18
well your friend is a pussy-whipped little bitch and you're better off without him. but if you want him back for whatever reason (maybe he has an xbox or something) it's very simple: go to his bitch girlfriend and "confess" to your affair. she'll dump him and bingo bango, he'll come crying and whining to you about it and you'll have him back. if he says she told him you confessed to your gay affair... just say she's lying and that you tried to warn him she was crazy and manipulative. covered on all bases. good luck getting your dicksplash friend back. let us know how it goes
Anubis95_fml 10
how is HIS girlfriend questioning his sexuality if you're female?
Britt125 16
OP is male...
QueenApocalypse 19
well then his loss✋?
xXx_tacocat_xXx 5
W. T. F.
smoothies14 32
Prepare yourself. When that relationship ends, he's probably coming back to you.
ezrajab 22
What kind of person throws away 7 years of friendship over a trivial thing like that? Sorry op
judgedbyAllornun 3
What an asshole.
backoffuugly 11
well time to make some new friends.
HylianTwilight 21
MAN some of the comments are truly ignorant. That makes me sad... OP, your friend is definitely in an abusive relationship, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Just like how some people have said she's isolating him, she's already using emotional manipulation to scare him into staying with her. I had an ex who did that all the time. Any male friends that I had a history with were 'fags', I was a **** who could never change her ways, and I was always cheating on him, at least as he said. It took me a YEAR to finally get the courage and have him kicked out after he tried raping me. But, many times before I had that courage, he threatened to leave time and time again, causing my own desperation and fright. You don't know what she could be saying. If it was anything like my ex, "You won't find anyone who loves you like I do", "If you leave, I'll hurt/kill myself", "you'll be alone forever if you break up with me" or any other thing that prevents him from thinking logically and trying to keep her happy. Try to find him help that he can use. Don't abandon him. He's going to really need your support when things get worse down the road. If you ever feel he is being physically harmed, contact police and see your options for his sake. He isn't weak. He fell into a trap that an abuser put him in, and he'll need your help to pull him out when it's all said and done.
Weirddate 11
Idk how someone like that can be a "best friend." Clearly, friendship only occurs when it's convenient for him.