Today, my best friend told me how his batshit insane girlfriend keeps questioning his sexuality and thinks we're screwing behind her back. He's so desperate for a relationship that he's decided to stop hanging out with me. Goodbye seven years of friendship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, the guy I gave up all my social life and casual sex partner for, suddenly decided that he wants nothing to do with me sexually, and then called me "desperate" for wanting to be his friend despite that fact. Now, because of him, I'm no longer getting laid, and I have no friends. FML
Today, my best friend is completely head-over-heels for his girlfriend, has been buying her very expensive stuff and gave her the ring of compromise after 4 years of relationship. The problem is, I just found out that the girlfriend has been sexting with someone else, and is sure to dump my friend for that guy. FML
Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
Today, my best friend announced that he has a girlfriend now and we’ll be interacting less often. When I protested, he said, “Why are you acting like this? You rejected me when I asked you to be my girlfriend and told me we were just friends, did you not?” FML
Today, I got a text from my friend of 8 years, who I talked to everyday, saying he isn’t allowed to talk to me anymore because the junkie girl he is dating doesn’t want him to talk to other girls. I’m happily married, but she doesn’t like any of his friends who are girls. FML
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, my friend told me she managed to have sex with the guy who told me he didn’t wanna date me, or even become friends with benefits, because it would “ruin our friendship.” They’ve been friends for about two years. Apparently, her friendship with him is worth “ruining.” FML
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Soninuva 41
Someone is way too insecure.
whatarethisss 23
His loss
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sighlifeman 12
in this case its not bros before hoess
Gradask 10
This where you have to be the bigger person, you dont know what she says or does to him that caused him to break off your friendship. People in toxic relationship doesnt act logical and when you are the victim, yes your friend is and no gender doesnt matter, one try to keep the mad one happy. You still have friendship, it just waiting for him to come back and this is where you show support even if you cant hang out. But make sure he knows you be there when he needs a way out so he doesnt get isolated. I had a male friend who's girlfriend has made his life impossible to the point he wasnt allowed to speak or write to his own parents with out her getting a screaming fit saying he didnt love her. She even went so far to hurt self and blame him. We tried to help and give support but instead he ended his life.
Kevin5475845 15
just kill that bitch, if he went down then so shall she
YoungMalcolmX 13
bruh, what are you talking about? did you really just suggest murder?
CelesteGomes 25
Don't jump to conclusions OP.. You will always stay in his heart.. And once he realizes what he has lost...He'll get back to u.. Forgive him :)
aimbug 42
Then he's not really a friend. Sorry Op.
Soverain 15
What OPs friend did is wrong, that's a fact. However, I feel like a lot of people here are not seeing things from the friends perspective. He is a lonely soul who is being taken advantage of by this succubus. Because of this he is not being rational. He has wants and desires that OP cannot provide for him. Could you really blame the guy for that? OP, I think you should try to coax him out of this relationship for his own good if you have not already done so. That's at least worth the seven years you guys have been buddies right? If he refuses to listen then you'll just have to let him see for himself that his GF is batshit insane. Just let him know he has someone to turn to when it is time.
9a_1z 12
I'll bet this won't be the last time she'll pull a stunt like this, especially since your friend has now shown her that her manipulation works. He'll need you when her behaviour escalates to unbearable levels, then perhaps you can show him how a proper friend acts, being all supporting and forgiving and stuff?
ILikeKoalas 24
So much for bro's before hoes
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Pussy must be good
thecolorabi 19
If this was posted in Rotherham, I would think my ex boyfriend had written this.
Jirekianu2 19
This is straight up abuse on the part of the girlfriend. She has no right to demand he stop hanging out with you because of her delusions and jealousy. I'd honestly try to point your friend to emotional abuse resources to help him realize what's going on before it's too late.