Today, my best friend told me how his batshit insane girlfriend keeps questioning his sexuality and thinks we're screwing behind her back. He's so desperate for a relationship that he's decided to stop hanging out with me. Goodbye seven years of friendship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, the guy I gave up all my social life and casual sex partner for, suddenly decided that he wants nothing to do with me sexually, and then called me "desperate" for wanting to be his friend despite that fact. Now, because of him, I'm no longer getting laid, and I have no friends. FML
Today, my best friend is completely head-over-heels for his girlfriend, has been buying her very expensive stuff and gave her the ring of compromise after 4 years of relationship. The problem is, I just found out that the girlfriend has been sexting with someone else, and is sure to dump my friend for that guy. FML
Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
Today, my best friend announced that he has a girlfriend now and we’ll be interacting less often. When I protested, he said, “Why are you acting like this? You rejected me when I asked you to be my girlfriend and told me we were just friends, did you not?” FML
Today, I got a text from my friend of 8 years, who I talked to everyday, saying he isn’t allowed to talk to me anymore because the junkie girl he is dating doesn’t want him to talk to other girls. I’m happily married, but she doesn’t like any of his friends who are girls. FML
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, my friend told me she managed to have sex with the guy who told me he didn’t wanna date me, or even become friends with benefits, because it would “ruin our friendship.” They’ve been friends for about two years. Apparently, her friendship with him is worth “ruining.” FML
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Soninuva 41
Someone is way too insecure.
whatarethisss 23
His loss
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deathtothepix 26
Similar thing happened with me and my gay best friend because his boyfriend saw a picture of us kissing on the lips on a night out. My friend didn't stop speaking to be but his boyfriend did turn out to be a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic which made sense afterwards....
hollyl925 15
my bestfriend of 15yrs told her boyfriend i come before he does. we all hung out together and they had their alone time, but if we needed each other, he had to get over it. he was very clingy.
iamsofuckedupla 19
Same thing happened to me. Expect we've been friends since 6 years.. It's hard but things happen for a reason and you know he will be coming back to you when they break up
ApplePie1994 27
Somebody call Indiana Jones cuz that guy is WHIPPED.
laden_swallow09 35
If he has any self respect at all, he will dump her ass sooner or later, if she doesn't find some dipshit reason to end it with him first. Be patient. He'll be back.
zmuz 7
I dont really know what to say... That's just weird. Definetly his loss!!!
MisterChaos 9
i know the feel... Lost 3 female best friends because of theire Relationship.. 8 to 10 years friendship..
DEATHLORD_fml 16
And that's why bros before hoes is a saying
LyricaSilvan 30
If he values your friendship that little, he was never a very good friend in the first place.
Witchylady 18
She did that deliberately because she is jealous of your friendship. What goes around comes around. He will dump her eventually. Hopefully. Hang in there. No person can stay in a neurotic relationship for too long.