Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
Today, I got a surprise when a drop of icy cold water hit the back of my neck. I wondered how this could be, as my dad had put in foam insulation on the pipes overhead in my room. It turns out there's one tiny spot that he couldn't insulate due to it being weirdly shaped and hard to reach, which is sweating now. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML
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Cheeley 17
I am just amazed that the OP didn't wake up right away from that.
iLike2Teabag 27
Snow doesn't come in powder form, and what gets into your room would melt within seconds. But I see you live in Texas. Take it from a Canadian: that doesn't happen.
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Comments (67)
simsgirlgem 25
I'm sure he meant well but a fan have been better because you never know when a rain storm happens
perdix 31
How do you sleep while rain is pouring on you? *cough, cough*Alcohol.*cough, cough*
worldclassrager 41
Why would he do that is the main question...unless he didn't know about the storm coming...
FMLsOhilarious 6
Sounds like some kind of sick joke on your dads part. Hopefully you don't get sick from it!
KatjaM 15
That must have been a hell of a storm! And how exactly did you sleep through all that water hitting you??
jdas 6
You're a heavy sleeper if you really slept through all that.
MDTeddy 13
Im finding a trend on horrible parents. Why do they hate their kids?
phoneYuNOlisten 16
How clueless is your dad if there was going to be a line of very heavy storms and possible tornadoes to open a window?
mfayem 15
How clueless are you to think there are tornado's in Canada.
jonha21 11
FYL Skippy
Marie314 17
Just don't let that rain on your parade!