Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
Today, I got a surprise when a drop of icy cold water hit the back of my neck. I wondered how this could be, as my dad had put in foam insulation on the pipes overhead in my room. It turns out there's one tiny spot that he couldn't insulate due to it being weirdly shaped and hard to reach, which is sweating now. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML
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Cheeley 17
I am just amazed that the OP didn't wake up right away from that.
iLike2Teabag 27
Snow doesn't come in powder form, and what gets into your room would melt within seconds. But I see you live in Texas. Take it from a Canadian: that doesn't happen.
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Comments (67)
sophiehall 3
Don't you catch a cold? Take care!
lennelleong 33
Canada's always cold. why did he open the window @ night? careful you don't end up repeating this good ole' shit with your child in future.
SkyDog 9
I hope you don't catch a cold. Rather have my arm broken then have to breath 80% of the time through my mouth.
dead_insects 18
look at the bright side.. you can skip the shower in the morning! ^_~
sonnyrosa 32
Aaaaaand, you didn't wake up at all as rain was coming down on you? What kind of horse tranquilizers do you take at night?
LanaViolin 10
Sorry OP, your dad's an inconsiderate asshat.
catanita 18
You should consider moving the bed in another part of the bedroom.
cd8919 12
Geez what did you do piss him off at you
Cazz91 21
What a rude awakening from your father OP.
imessedwithtexas 13
Whole new meaning to the term "Wet Dream"