Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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AnonymouslyYours 0
You need to stop being their friend. The reason why they wouldn't date you is irrelevant. Their gut reaction was to laugh at you when you mentioned you've got no one to go with. They are not your friends, they just like having you around because you're a man who gives them attention for nothing in return. You're wasting your time on them.
Roi_fml 0
Some girls are just so cruel. Did you at least think you had a chance?
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Comments (60)
ZiggyMorrison 0
just shove your toungue down there throats and show them whats what
noobienick 19
Don't forget getting arrested, too.
Victor_90 0
#7 you say ur questioning your sexuality and u want to make sure so ask if one or a few of them would have sex with you lol
studette 0
At least they like you!
CptJackSwallows 0
Ouch, friend zone ftl
JP_FML 0
It's alright, I have alot of friends that are girls and they think im gay too ..
NickAM 0
#7 = Epic Win
dirtyrubes 0
If they're really you're friends, they might know an attractive single female friend of theirs who hasn't asked anyone yet. Then again, most of the high school FML's are nothing compared to real-life FML's. You'll be over this by freshman year of college. Huzzah!
manunited93 0
FYL that shit sucks maybe you should stop hanging out with only girls?
badabing94 0
Your the gay friend.
Makinitez 0
DUDE, dress-shopping is an effing honor. Straighten your hair, put some eyeliner, and GET OUT THERE. Works for me all the time.