Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the Bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
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ilikeyouuu 0
I would have said, in an uber gay voice, "wanna do me next?!". lmao
Averizzle 0
Join him.
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Comments (156)
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
Hmmm, horribly awkward situation... You should have said something like "YOUR GRANDMA'S BOOBIES!!". Make it equally awkward and horrible for him.
chasin_butterfli 0
Win! lmao
Laurendorcus 0
what does "fap" mean? People keep saying it, but Ive never heard the term before.
disccomp 3
in this context, the sound of a guy having way too much fun with himself :)
CallMeHush 1
Good thing there wasn't a glory hole.
pariah13 0
hahaha. that would've been awkward.
xKIMMYx 0
bwahahahahahahahahahah! bet that was awkward!! :D
Laurendorcus 0
what is fapping??
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
jerkin' off
orangesodaftw 0
Shuganah shuganah. lol
PentiumBawls8 0
I would have thrown a roll of toilet paper into the stall and laugh..whats he gonna do? Chase me across the building with a hard on? lol
WallyTheWombat 0
1: Unroll the rest if your roll of toilet paper. 2: Insert wad of TP into toilet along with your "leavings". 3: Flush once to clog the toilet then open the stall. 4: Hit the flush button/handle till it's on the verge of overflowing. 5: Flush once more knowing it will overflow into his stall. 6: GTFO 7: Profit.
Animal_Luvr 0
hahhaha :D bet idea EvR
what_the_fail 0
74 epic win for the idea and south park reference
caligurl10 0
thats hawtttt!!!
alin123 0
you should have just let a BIG one ripp that would have made things interesting