Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, something blocked my ear. I couldn't get it out, so I went to Urgent Care so I didn't pop my eardrums. Turns out my allergies made my ears stop draining. After they rinsed my ears, I can now hear almost nothing. FML
Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML
Today, I found out that the doctors accidentally perforated my left ear drum performing a routine wax syringing. I was at the doctor's for a completely different reason, having crushed my pinky at the gym. They can't fix either and my finger needs surgery, which can't happen until next week. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
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Mirorbo 27
...She's a nurse...she shouldn't be 'disgusted' by things like that. I hope you get your infection cleared up, darling!~
memo619 0
haha at least you finally popped that sucker, I hate pimples on the ear
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Comments (40)
bassdredd 2
why is everyone b.itching about "lack of hygiene"? are you retarded? pimples don't occur because of lack of hygiene. neither do ear infections. and that stupid nurse shouldnt have been disgusted for any reason, even if you were just dirty. she's a nurse. it's her job. it's what she chose to do.
canucksgal 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
inarticulating 0
ouch, i hate ear pimples. ):
sassy662 0
that's kinda gross! hope you get better though!
blowout2012 0
That is disgusting!!!
crazyforyou1800 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWw!
wednesdeyy 5
Yummy
Sweetie2u 1
DIRTY!!
ReginalUT 0
That's just nasty!
Kua_Mei 0
Carbomide peroxide: Use it.