Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, my fiancé seriously used the war in Israel/Palestine to call off our engagement. We had different opinions, so he asked for the ring back and stormed out of our apartment. Turns out, he used this as a ticket out because he was seeing someone else and didn’t “wanna hurt my feelings” by confessing. FML
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
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ashleyirene 0
Well that obviously means you were more interesting than any other girl he met. He's an idiot, don't marry him. He needs to grow up. Who does that?
dudewithface 0
piss on his face
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Comments (186)
AdamGD 0
Guys, they probably broke up after that, where does it say they are still together?
littlemisslee 0
Maybe he should date the girl who keyed her dates car when she thought he stood her up. She sounds interesting. They could be the first YDI couple! An you and her man could be the FML couple. Maybe make a reality show out of it!
vites 0
#124 where does it say they did or did not?? Oh wait it doesnt say anything!
startrekker 3
Dump him, you are dating a boy not a man and you should never marry a boy. #33 You are also a child
durkadurka 0
yes #26, people are engaged to their fiancees. What do you think a fiancee is.....? Someone you are engaged to be married to! Anywho that guy is no good, I'm just sorry he was just too selfish to tell you before you wasted two years engaged to him......
ithedarkknight 0
ha lmfao well your boring its your fault and his to i mean if your in a relationship try spicing it up a bit sht i mean have sex somewhere u possibly could get caught go on a trip to somewhere u never been before just come home one day and without saying nothing just go up to your wife or husband and just fck her brains out with a blind fold and scarf tired around there mouth and eyes idk do something spontaneous shit the last thing a girl would tell me is im boring cus im always up to something =)
DarthJeff 0
Good, getting some steady poon while he's on the prowl.
heli12345 1
I guess you just weren't that intersting. DUMP HIS ASS!!
pablu 0
#33 is comepletely correct. Women and men have to try to be fun. You can't just not try. If u dont try then your spouse wont try and what kid, asuming your gunna have kids, wants two boring parents.
Lythiaren 8
What the hell, 33. Writing an essay to tell the OP that she has to put on a charade to keep a guy. That's even worse than being boring, because then her husband wouldn't be marrying her. He'd be marrying the false face she put on for him and she would live the rest of her life in a lie if she wanted him to stay. Chin up, OP. Whatever you decide to do, just remember to always be true. Try new things once in a while, but only change yourself however much you feel is right. You will find the one someday.