Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
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Top comments
skullbuster 0
Well, I guess you two are sharing more than the rent. [rimshot].
Casualt1234 0
choke a bitch.
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Comments (163)
deadend91 0
Agreed with #25
tpt09 0
Maybe they're cousins? XD
ky_stone22 0
well your life isn't totally ****** yet. maybe they're exes? if it really is as it sounds, then yes, FYL and slap that bitch plus your cheating dick of a boyfriend :)
Nightfallz 0
ydi for getting bitter about someone changing cloths
ahatfield1 1
*clothes
simpsonman3000 0
HE'S A CHEATING BITCH! DUMP HIS ASS AND MURDER HIS FAMILY! oh sorry... i was just copying a typical response from some people on FML to one of these situations. maybe he once walked in on her naked on accident...? or maybe he was just ******* her behind your back
prb 0
id say YOULIFEISFUCKED but im drunk so YDI, but it is ****** if im sober
prb 0
id say YOULIFEISFUCKED but im drunk so YDI, but it is ****** if im sober
shortgurlsaywahh 0
why are so many people against the roommate ? uhm he knew ?! I mean unless of course they hooked up before you two got together ; in which case you can't really blame either of them
grungecat 0
YDI no doubt.
worldjudge 0
what did he see? what did he see? can i see?
birman 0
Love your attitude dude!!These are the kind of comments I look for on this website. You made me laugh, and your humour is charming. (I 'm referring to #35 comment). As for the changing roomate trick she pulled...she's got some "SPLAINING" to do!