Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a crucial volleyball playoff game. My dad came to watch. While in a set, my friend pointed over to the bench where my dad was sitting. I turned to see my dad snoring loudly as a result of him falling asleep. He achieved this with loudly cheering people all around him. FML
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
Well so much for parental support. Congrats on your ace though
dawood_k 27
Guess she was bad luck
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Comments (65)
Eivana 37
I am honestly very sorry that you have a mother like that. That is very sad to know that a mother would walk out on her child's game even though her child is searching the crowd for her.
lazyslumber 18
Shake it off OP. The easiest thing people can do is criticize.
annie917 15
Maybe you should work on your skills and not worry about what your mother thinks
Scarylizard1798 23
What a supportive mother
jebi_se 5
Your life does suck, but only because your mom sucks. She should've been there to support you regardless and got the chance to see you shine. No matter what though be happy and know that you're better than what she or anyone else may think of you.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yet another prime example of why sports suck. Sounds like OP's mother is living through her, or trying to relive her own life. People like that make me sick, like sports are the most important thing in life. Sorry OP, your life does suck. If you enjoy volleyball, that's fine, but don't do it to make your crazy mother happy.
Definefailure 4
bit of a **** monther you have.
UhmSir 4
Aw, dats messed up
KenB99 15
these are the reasons I stopped playing sports
Pyrithium 8
Your mom is a ****. Drop that goblin as soon as possible.