Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next three days. FML
Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, we're taking the plane home from Dublin after a school trip that I only barely got onto after troubles with my passport. Luckily for me, a kind person had decided to save me from the passport this evening - together with the rest of my wallet. I'm stuck. FML
Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warned me that a pattern of damaged passports would result in longer processing periods, she spilled her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarded. FML
Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
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Top comments
sensoon15 7
at least your bag is found
hatesfate 6
26 - and we care because?
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Comments (184)
gasp34 4
at least you are in Holland
HomeAl0ne 20
Hah, I've seen this virus before on Facebook. You don't fool me. You're probably a 35 year old overweight truck driver called Kevin sitting in a greasy spoon diner in the middle of Arizona. On the other hand, if you really are a woman stuck in Holland with no money, I think a guy called Mike has an apartment there where you can stay for free.
cocobulla1 4
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ur hilarious! I officially luv u!!!! hahahahaha
im_awsome 2
his picture matches his comment as well lol
TrollsFTW 0
Looks like you're in a frozen situation.
k8izgr8_fml 0
19- no. just no.
cocobulla1 4
oh god, I was laughing at the comment up there ^ and as soon as I read this, I immediately stopped laughing, thx for ruinin my fun
IHATETROLLSS 0
your dog is cute but you fail at being funny give up
KiddNYC1O 22
I would have accepted "Looks like you're in a cold, cold spot/place".
Infamous_Hawk 6
Was that supposed to be a joke?
YacL 15
19's comment sounds strange. Probably just me though.
TrollsFTW 0
lolcatz
MrXerxes5 6
You couldn't call for them to unfreeze your accounts because you found your missing credit/debit cards and passport...? btw is there a lot prostitutes in HoLand?
ShyAnn29 15
there are in Amsterdam in the red light district
Summera 2
HoLand? I've never heard that one before. i lol'd. Greetings from Holland.
KiddNYC1O 22
What 33 said. And they're all willing to "suck and ****".
annvu 0
Not OP's fault. I would have done the same if it had happened to me.
KjoeLjan 4
Welcome in our beautiful country.
onecutechick101 0
77. if I were you I wouldn't be complaining about holland europe is amazing and I would give anything to visit holland!
ShyAnn29 15
I've been to Holland for 3 weeks, it's VERY fun! I hope OP has cash though, that would suck if she didn't
barmeywashere 0
FYL but hey at least you can be chilling in that country for a while...
MiiDaisy 6
come see me in holland i live here ;p
HahaYDI 0
Hopefully you have some cash.