Today, I had a basketball game against our rivals. Since the starting guard had a broken ankle, I felt happy that I could finally get playing time and prove that I'm good. Instead I had to run the scoreboard for the game, because the scoreboard guy was absent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was playing in a basketball game and blocked this kid's shot. I was really pumped up about it until I realized the kid had cerebral palsy and the coach put him on the team because he really wanted to be on at least one team in his life. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, while playing basketball with my new coworkers, I managed to get the ball stuck between the hoop and backboard. In trying to free it, I also got a traffic cone stuck and ended up having to drag a large ladder across the court while everyone watched. FML
Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML
Today, my brother's high school was having a soccer game against mine, and as a sign of good luck, I told him to "break a leg". He broke mine. FML
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML
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niemann2006 0
why wouldn't the guy with the broken ankle run the scoreboard?????
jewjewbee 6
Inked2009, (sorry i cant reply using the iphone app) it's not an fml because he missed the game. It's an fml because the OP never gets to play, and the one time he gets the chance they find a reason not to let him.
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Comments (51)
Rockyio 0
so who the hell played guard then?
spamtastic404 0
wow you must really suck if they made you do that XD my day has been made.
xbarneystinsonx 0
ankle broken by a killer crossover ayy?ownage.
skullbuster 0
So it's not so much that "you" had a game against "your" rivals as much as the team that let's you watch their games from close up and hold the bench in place for them are playing against their rivals. Don't you have practices to show off your stealth-moves there super fly? Watch out Kobe and LeBron!!
MissxKim 0
loll fyl
shewasalmost18 0
you must seriously suck.
BlackScorpionAng 0
I seriously want to make you feel better about this, let me get you something you can really use. A guy like you could probably use a case of douches. Where should I send them? Your grandma's basement?
gorbagil 0
Who ended up being the starting guy?
delly_fml 0
YDI for sucking at b-ball
sety 0
Awww! I feel for you.. I'm a basketball player too, i'd feel like crap if that happened to me. -THE DUDE GOT CROSSED SO BAD HE BROKE HIS ANKLES, HAHA. peace and love! - sety