Today, while playing basketball with my new coworkers, I managed to get the ball stuck between the hoop and backboard. In trying to free it, I also got a traffic cone stuck and ended up having to drag a large ladder across the court while everyone watched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I had a basketball game against our rivals. Since the starting guard had a broken ankle, I felt happy that I could finally get playing time and prove that I'm good. Instead I had to run the scoreboard for the game, because the scoreboard guy was absent. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, while directing traffic in uniform, I tripped over a traffic cone and fell straight on my butt in the middle of a busy intersection. FML
Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML
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FMZiggy 22
What did you do after the ladder got stuck?
amileah13 26
That's actually impressive. I know when I was a kid and that happened everyone thought that it was cool to do so, but you got the basketball AND a traffic cone stuck? Impressive indeed. But I feel for ya for the embarrassment side too
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Comments (8)
The_ghetto_mango 25
Very interesting.
FMZiggy 22
What did you do after the ladder got stuck?
amileah13 26
That's actually impressive. I know when I was a kid and that happened everyone thought that it was cool to do so, but you got the basketball AND a traffic cone stuck? Impressive indeed. But I feel for ya for the embarrassment side too
demix_fml 32
Thank you for making me laugh ?
MetalxSoldier 26
When you climb up there to get the basketball, try not to get your other balls stuck.
ssnow_fml 20
I'm not so sure that you failed on this one. I'd be proud as hell to do that.
IntrepidPig 21
I'm pretty sure your coworkers should have helped you out there, not just watched
Iwannarock1 19
Time to work on your vertical?