Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, after I got reacquainted with an old friend with whom it'd been 12 years since we last spoke, both divorced, with kids, we started talking, start feeling things for each other. We'd both agreed to take things slow. We spend an amazing weekend together, made plans to spend my birthday together, and then I was ghosted. FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
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Top comments
liveforthemusic2 0
Yeah dude, I hate "friends" that only want to talk to you when they need tech help.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
That sucks. He's obviously using you. Next time, just refuse. you don't need that type of friend anyways /: It's happened to me quite a bit before...>.
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Comments (15)
THEBlade_fml 1
Was this like the first FML? It took 2 months for the first response and i thought FML was made in 2009!
vb68_fml 28
You're right that's strange....
so_ein_ding 10
People can be so shoddy. Hopefully you won't help your 'friend' another time =)
MaeMay2000 11
now hes just somebody that you uses to know
nobodyer 16
Well tell him you downloaded a virus on it and realised it now, he'll ask you to go back and fix it again. Then actually download a virus. Be the douchebag that he is.
jazlyn13 13
send him a bill for it. if that's all he wanted he can pay you for it
JasonThorn 23
This. Charge him the "Friends and Family rate" - i.e. DOUBLE.