Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to leave, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said, "Have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML
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alphafish17 16
At least it wasn't hot tea!
iShanny 13
I could see myself doing that, it's not like you were warned the mugs were suddenly lighter. You probably weren't the only one OP!
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Comments (44)
FFStepchild283 24
I hope you didn't smash the mug off your face and only poured the iced tea on you. This definitely brightened my day up though.
MandieL 27
In "meet the robinsons" they throw their drinks on their faces after giving a toast. Just say you were toasting to world peace and own it. (I too would have been startled and embarrassed OP)
KaidensCrow 18
oh man.. I'd be fired so fast for laughing my ass off at you. xD
sunny354wi 8
Physics....it's a bitch :P
Zyblix 15
Makes me think of Airplane. "I have a drinking problem."
tiffanyslapp 18
You'd think they would mention that to a regular customer...
millie14225 31
sorry, but i actually laughed out loud at that one. FYL!
momac86 17
That's one way to celebrate thirsty Thursdays
Sansa_fml 38
I can see that happen to me. Fyl OP!
Rebles 15
I'm sorry for any discomfort, but you just made my day.