Today, I got all my co-workers motivated. We were all going to quit and walk out the door. I went first. I gave an emotional speech to my boss and threw my uniform to the ground. Then I turned around to to see the rest follow, they all began laughing. They didn't. They WANTED me to quit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML
Today, despite over 100 colleagues agreeing to attend a protest over our working conditions, no one turned up because they were too afraid of losing their jobs. Since I was alone, I was sacked on the spot and physically thrown out. FML
Today, I quit my job by insulting my manager - who is/was a friend, whose wedding I officiated - in full earshot of everyone. It turned into a pretty public argument on the street. I don’t really know why I did it, other than just feeling so burned out by his treatment of everyone. FML
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Top comments
ddrluna 2
Rule of thumb: Never be the first to 'walk out'. If you don't like your job, man up and tell your boss you're quitting instead of looking like an asshole and inconveniencing him.
free_Aus 0
Yep, maybe they were all nodding about hating their job and agreed because YOU ARE THE REASON they don't like coming to work.... You quit, they are happy.
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Comments (94)
Tiramesu 0
Do not trust anyone , even your mates / friends might be assholes , they just won't tell your because you are their friend :)
srslyfucked 0
#27 voiced my first thought. Really stupid move there. YDI.
fALLyl 0
Bad Economy + Quitting Job + Forming Union = FAIL
allornothing93 0
yea your screwed in this economy...i dont think it is the best time to be quitting a job when so many people are losing theirs. you should have been grateful you had 1. the people who didnt back you up most likely needed the job more than they wanted you gone
Seegtease 0
#30, granted. But guilds usually are non profit and don't engage in collective bargaining.
ColdChoas 4
Either they're all assholes or you're the asshole. Seeing as they stayed with the manager who you hated, you must be the asshole. Oh no! Time to realize that you're the dick.
walkemskies 0
FAIL
Neep_fml 0
You were probably the office douche then.
dudemitch 0
#20 you're dumb. unions are private businesses. the government does not run them. in fact, it used to be 100 percent against them. read a history book smartguy.
Seegtease 0
#74, if you honestly believe government doesn't run or primarily fund many unions, you need a reality check.