Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
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weeping_willow 25
“Accidentally”
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sure you did. Just like how I accidentally let my dog shit in the neighbor's yard after he hit her with a rolled up newspaper. If you weren't planning on sending someone that dick pic, it wouldn't have been on your phone, or whatever. Apologize to the poor woman, delete the photo, and stop taking pics of your junk, or I will track you down, and castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors, before sewing your balls to your forehead.
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Comments (31)
rickAUS 22
How? I was swapping memes with my gf for a good 4 hours one night and never came close to sending a pic of anything other than what I intended to send.
Levicicus 6
The pics are all mixed up and together
jriley4u 17
So you accidentally went into your photos and you accidentally clicked on the photo, then you accidentally went to your texts, then you accidentally typed in a name, then you accidentally hit send? You’re a train wreck waiting to happen, arent ya? Or maybe a big ol fat liar fapping on a bed with a dirty sock.
kieralumina 30
It sounds more like said junk pic wasn't in a hidden folder like it should be. You don't necessarily have to open the gallery itself to send a photo. You can send from the messenger app directly.
Lurker1 9
Have you never used a smartphone before? Its super easy to send the wrong photo directly from the messenger apps. That said those kind of photos should be somewhere not so easily found.
AtomicLondon 8
r/oopsdidntmeanto
interesting33 37
tell her your username m It made me laugh, maybe it will make her laugh too
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Have fun at your HR meeting.
BeefyQueefy 14
Women are so sick of that excuse. Is it so hard to have a phone that doesn't have pictures of your dick on it? FFS
MitiMiki 16
Why the hell are you saving pictures of your junk on your phone to begin with? Here's a hint... nobody wants to see that! YDI
404wan 19
yeahhhhhh i had a few memeing exes... your meme folder is separate from your junk folder. you show people your memes on your phone and dont want a dick pic slipped in. this fml should read: today, i was sending memes to a girl and i thought it was a good idea to send a dick pic, she did not, fml.
WeirdUS 30
This is why you take them with your significant other in mind send it and delete them after. What reason could you have to keep it in your phone? Plus it is 2018 not like this is a new problem.
Lukr 8
How does one accidentally send a dick pic?