Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
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weeping_willow 25
“Accidentally”
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sure you did. Just like how I accidentally let my dog shit in the neighbor's yard after he hit her with a rolled up newspaper. If you weren't planning on sending someone that dick pic, it wouldn't have been on your phone, or whatever. Apologize to the poor woman, delete the photo, and stop taking pics of your junk, or I will track you down, and castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors, before sewing your balls to your forehead.
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Comments (31)
1gullible_bugger 34
Why does one keep that so handy on their phone that it can be sent "accidentally"??
Abigail Marie Martinez 1
you knew what you were doing
Gustav 4
did she at least send you one back
Gofuckyourself 24
Wait, did she laugh at it because she thought it was a meme? Holy smokes, I could go on and on about this. What is it with guys and their stupid dick pics? Have you actually seen em? Some of em look like expired sausages and others look like the limp baguettes. Like come on, if you think a dick pic is going to get a woman aroused... think again. If we aren't asking for it, DON'T SEND THEM. As for OP, I doubt it was an "accident". You see a preview of every picture you send, don't even try being innocent here.
logicalliv 9
Too many steps for that to be an accident. F HER Life.
dreamingwolf1981 7
what was the response from her?
Kody Davison 1
wish it was me who got that lol
shannon2348 14
Accidentally? Apparently that's your story and you're sticking to it. ydi
carrs2154 9
Nobody accidentally does that. ydi
ic2drops 10
yea "accidentally" sent her a dick pic, suree 🙄