Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I found out that if your boss unfriends you on Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, I learned to keep your posts private on social media. Your boss might find your Facebook status updates saying, “I hate this shitty 9-5, I want to be on a beach with a margarita.” I got a call from him saying, “You’re terminated from the shitty 9-5, so you don’t have to anymore. Enjoy the beach!” FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
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Top comments
kittykat82 3
don't be facebook friends with your boss, simple as that!
Zebidee 9
Ironically, *You're.
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Comments (72)
momo1972 3
did he hire you to play on facebook? I think not. I hope you learned a lesson from this
Driftz 3
That's funny. All I'm saying.
Na8 0
who has there boss as a friend.
ChaChaNiceGuy 0
Just because he fires you via facebook, doesn't mean you being on facebook was the reason. I think you might just suck at your job...
Limetonic 1
YDI for having your boss on facebook.
chicago4star 0
Your boss is hilarious. Your "friends" even more so! I would also like to "like".
BWill9014 4
owned
linnrose 0
you should sue
Haybiloxi 0
I'd have done the same shit if I found one of my employees screwing off. At least he found a way to get ops attention!!
Jewelofagal 2
I hope you learned your lesson! Unless using Facebook is an approved tool you can use to carry out your job responsibilities, save it for your off-work hours. Otherwise, you're a "time thief" and stealing from your employer when you're supposed to be working.