Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
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Calibur64 13
I guess you could call him hot wheels! I'm sorry.....
DrMario_ 16
Did you get his number? :D
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Comments (73)
laden_swallow09 35
They were looking at the negative side. You were chewed out for looking at the positive. Not your problem, but theirs.
ColdRoxas 18
that's your own fault owo
Armygirl93 10
this is almost as bad as breaking into your Jewish boyfriend house and setting up Christmas decorations
syed121417 22
I can't believe that nobody understood your reference. *claps it up* It made me smile!
kirbs19 37
Awkward! Did you tell him he was hot?
Ipsum629 13
I bet his name was Augustus Waters
Murkyy 15
They see him rollin, they hatin'
trumpetsk 13
I hate when people yell for staring. I can't count the number of times I've been screamed at for "staring" when I was actually spacing off and happened to be looking their way. When I catch people staring at me my first assumption is that they are spacing off and not really staring
middlenamefrank 8
One day I was at the deli eating lunch and there was a beautiful young girl there who had two of those crutches with arm braces leaning against the table. She had some difficulty eating; her dexterity was obviously not good. She was eating with an older man, and I'm sure she saw me glance at her a few times. As I left, I asked the gentleman if the girl was her daughter, he said yes, and I said "You and her Mother should be very proud, you do excellent work. Your daughter is a beautiful girl." He thanked me and agreed, and she blushed and thanked me too. I didn't think I should just walk out with her wondering why I was looking at her. I wanted her to KNOW why I was looking at her.
Hash13 13
You should have told the person yelling at you this fact. And shut him up. And make the person in the wheel chair feel good. Communicate.
exoticwaved 9
Sometimes adding a smile diminishes the creep factor. But travel around the world and you'll find that some people 'stare' at you. Only in USA is it seemingly taboo to make eye contact with strangers.