Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
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Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
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Top comments
Calibur64 13
I guess you could call him hot wheels! I'm sorry.....
DrMario_ 16
Did you get his number? :D
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Comments (73)
TonyTalkingClock 11
Sunglasses: How to stare without being caught.
HighasaCloud 46
Why the assumption that this event happened outside at daytime?
Eleora 19
Did you at least get the chance to explain yourself, after being yelled at? Lol
vikky538 29
staring is creepy...if you like a guy..go talk to him..before you get yelled over...
val_is_lame97 12
Did you say hi?
pastel_fml 18
If he wasn't the one who yelled at you, hopefully you approached him and chatted for a bit?
niksatter96 20
This type of crap would happen to me if it was a girl I swear just don't take it hard because people think it's "creepy" if you look at them for even a second.
demonfacee 14
That sucks. Don't make it too obvious you're staring next time.
mrmcleod 29
Yeah next time cut some eye holes out of a newspaper.
karma_kicks_back 16
Aw!! I would have made a point of letting the person im the wheelchair know you thought they were gorgeous. If only to male whoever was shouting at you feel like an ass.
gabagabaheyu 10
did you defend yourself?
Compgeek1996 5
*because